The Art of Unintended Consequences

The Art of Unintended Consequences

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It's Finally Published!
Now all I need to do is sit back and relax. What? Why are you laughing?
Aug 13 • 
David Nemzoff

January 2024

The Order of the Sacred Clock
My longest reaching unintended consequence yet. Can you wait 10,000 years?
Jan 19, 2024
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December 2023

2024 Is the Unintended Consequence of 2023
Wow!
Dec 24, 2023
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When Poop Changed the World
What drove Henry Ford to develop the Model T?
Dec 10, 2023 • 
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September 2023

Courageous Cockeyed Rum Theory
Or, is Time Travel Ethical?
Sep 3, 2023 • 
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May 2023

The Dinklage Trajectory
How much do our physical attributes affect our life trajectory? Are beautiful people more successful because they are beautiful? Is there more to it…
May 27, 2023 • 
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February 2023

A Touching Journey
What happens when we touch those around us?  Also, can you use an M1 Abrams Tank as a floatation device?
Feb 13, 2023
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January 2023

The Preschool Promise
Even a preschooler knows stupid when they see it.
Jan 19, 2023
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A Christmas Miracle
Can a poor fisherman save the United States of America? You bet!
Jan 7, 2023 • 
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December 2022

Scrababble™
When Family Game Night Goes Terribly Wrong
Dec 30, 2022 • 
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The Most Terrible Bad Sausage Day
Life or death hangs in the balance.
Dec 23, 2022 • 
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Decision of Persistence
This is a Special Historical Edition of Unintended.
Dec 17, 2022 • 
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